AlcaLu Goes to Hollywood
Far more interesting, though, is the direction the vendor's marketing department has taken to publicize the launch.
It has produced a near two-minute mini movie, akin to a trailer for a Hollywood blockbuster, complete with dramatic tension-building music and some quite, er, riveting acting. It has dubbed its mini movie Top Secret Speed.
You can view it below, but you have been warned -- make sure you're sitting down when you watch it, otherwise you may injure yourself. I know I nearly did ...
For me, at least, the actual product can only be an anti-climax. (Sorry, Basil.)
— Ray Le Maistre, International Managing Editor, Light Reading