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2006 Top Ten: Monkey Business

Kevin Cramer
News Analysis
Kevin Cramer
12/26/2006

2006 was, as always, a busy year on the Light Reading message boards. The Madhouse Gang weighed in on all the hot industry topics – Lucent-Alcatel, Net Neutrality, Global Warming... Global Warming? Well, yes. We thrive on irrelevant controversy. Here are a few of our favorite messages, from the ridiculous to the... not too ridiculous.

1) To start with some serious, not to say ponderous, doom-and-gloom, someone with the ludicrous nom de clavier of Drew Lanza (where do they come up with this stuff?) weighed in authoritatively on the anemic state of the optical startup scene:

The Government, the Carriers, the big box makers, the components guys, scientists, engineers, VC's and Investment Bankers.

We all share some blame for collapsing the food chain that was the optical telecommunications industry.

There are some surviving startups like Infinera, Calix, Force10, Neophotonics, and a handful of others who were started before the bubble burst and are doing well now.

It's enormously frustrating to hear carriers say that they wish they had more of the 'go-go years' technology now.

Engineers, scientists and VC's 'push' technology. Carriers 'pull' it.

The pipe falls apart if either side stops doing its job.

I'm afraid that the carriers aren't likely to see any of that great technology any time soon.

The network has moved into a low cost, commodity mode of operation. That mode suppresses R&D and is damn hard to reverse.

The carriers are pretty much stuck working with whatever comes out of surviving titans like Cisco and Alcatel and surviving startups like Infinera, Calix, and Force10.

And those companies, in turn, are stuck working with whatever comes out of surviving components titans like JDSU and Bookham, or the rare surviving startup like Neophotonics or Cortina.

Every surviving actor on this stage is thinking, "Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me."

Drew


Shame on us all, "Drew." That's Larry's personal motto.

2) Photonic phrenzy tersely seconded that emotion:

I'm sorry, I've had enough.

Innovate for a large NA Telecom Carrier again... I'd rather be hit by a brick. Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice and I deserve to be committed...

Drew, you are right -- Thanks, but no thanks.

Phrenzy


You're welcome, Phrenzy. So many fools, so little time.

3) Materialgirl chimes in on the Net neutrality debate with her (or his who knows?) own doom-and-gloom scenario:

I agree that "Congress does not get it" and disagree that users need to "pay the freight."

With some 98% of access lines controlled by legacy vendors, one might argue that the market for last mile access is not exactly openly competitive. So, what is the correct price? A monopolist's high-margin dream?

The cost for getting this wrong will be high for the U.S. We are losing jobs to talented folks in other geos. It does not make sense to compete for the opportunity to perform any commodity task from here, versus a geo where folks still live on dirt floors. They will beat us every time.

The U.S. will therefore survive economically only through innovation. Innovation is served by cheap, plentiful communication. On the margin, the most extreme experiment is supported only of communication is the cheapest. It is this "option value" (ala David Reed of Harvard) of the next unknown use of the Internet that is killed by high prices. It kills innovation, the very life blood of our economy.

So, we can pay up for legacy services and lose out in economic growth, or we can leverage cheap bandwidth to create the next GOOG. Make no mistake, the GOOG founders would be dead or in jail of they were Chinese. The chances of RBOCs coming up with the next GOOG are about the same as those monkeys on keyboards coming up with Shakespeare. What is at stake here is the future of our children. Nothing less.


That may well be, girl, but I'll have you know, "I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw."

4) The tentatively named probably has a unique take on the key to tech success:

Porn was the rocket up the bum for both VCRs and the internet ;)

Wink wink, nudge nudge... There's more on Page 2, boys and girls!

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CoolLightGeek
CoolLightGeek
12/5/2012 | 3:17:15 PM
re: 2006 Top Ten: Monkey Business
So, is there any way to get an official designation as the most ignored Author?
I was thinking a Mr. Yuk poison symbol instead of two bananas would be appropriate.

Being considered the most incomprehensible and annoying poster to the left leaning portion of LR readership might make a good footnote on my tombstone.

Sincerely Right,
CLG

Drew Lanza
Drew Lanza
12/5/2012 | 3:31:37 AM
re: 2006 Top Ten: Monkey Business
Fellow Monkeys:

Well, what do you know, I made it into a Light Reading Top Ten list. My High School English teacher would be so proud.

And the citation didn't make me look like a complete idiot. Ponderous, yes. But, hey, I turned 50 recently. I'm entitled to ponder, right?

Avoiding the naughty and sticking to the nice apparently paid off this year.

Thank you, Santa.

Drew

P.S. I missed the post on anagrams for Alcatel / Lucent from Hwq434 the first time 'round. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Ace Tuna to the rescue!
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