2002 has truly been the Year of Eloquence. Here's the Light Reading list of the most notable quotes of the year. Culled from our Quotes of the Week, some are witty, some are witless, some are downright confusing. None of them may quite rank with "There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country," or "Our nation must come together to unite" – but hey! That's our tax dollars at work. In any case, may they bring you solace in these deranged, mutant times. No. 10: We're excited about the market. And we're not smoking crack, either. – Caprice Martin, Director of Corporate Communications, Netrake Corp.
Cable & Wireless
CIBC World Markets
Centerpoint Broadband Technologies Inc. spokeswoman
Qwest Communications International Inc.
- Or, as Custer prehumously said: "Hurrah, boys! We've got them now!"
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WorldCom Inc., on the $400M loan to Bernard Ebbers
Procket Networks Inc.
- And Milton Berle isn't dead. He's undergone a lifestyle reappraisal.
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