Elks Gone Wild

10:00 AM -- Reuters reports:

    A drunken elk is terrorizing children at a school in southern Sweden.

Poking fun at their albinoid features and strange haircuts, I'd assume.

    "That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk," Jan Caiman, a police officer in Molndal, told the national news agency TT.

Big deal, Jan. A boozy elk isn't nearly as terrifying as, say, a stoned warthog.

Or a Swedish child, for that matter.

Perhaps he was just trying to fit in with the Swede kiddies. They start drinking at what, age three?

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johnyrosco 12/5/2012 | 3:34:35 AM
re: Elks Gone Wild the finns are the ones with the drinking problems, and lighter skin and blonder hair than swedes as well....but u were right about the haircuts :D
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