A drunken elk is terrorizing children at a school in southern Sweden.
"That could be the problem. We could be dealing with a boozy elk," Jan Caiman, a police officer in Molndal, told the national news agency TT.
Or a Swedish child, for that matter.
Perhaps he was just trying to fit in with the Swede kiddies. They start drinking at what, age three?
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