1:15 PM -- Reuters reports on an entrepreneur with a greater cause:

    Business is booming for a Berlin entrepreneur's unique service -- delivering break-up messages for a fee.

    Bernd Dressler, who charges 50 euros ($68) to tell people they have been dumped, says he has helped end 200 relationships in the last 11 months.

Wow. A Creep Facilitator! I smell Nobel Peace Prize.

    "I almost never get invited in for a coffee," he told the Berliner Morgenpost newspaper on Monday. "Most of the time they're totally surprised."

Surprise! Your life is over! Say... Is that coffee I smell?

    Breaking the bad news only takes about three minutes and often leaves the message recipients in a state of shock, said Dressler, a trained economist.

A trained jerk is more like it. Something tells me Dressler didn't get hugged enough as a child.

— Red "You've Been Bernd" Panda, Light Reading

PetPanda 12/5/2012 | 3:10:13 PM
re: Dump-O-Gram Well now I don't know what's worse... exploiting someone's pain and humiliation on the air for free or charging $68 to humiliate someone in the comfort of his/her own home... It's a toss up.

Either way, "Danny" is definitely evil -- evil, but funny. Thanks.
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