6:00 AM -- The CBC reports on the following marketing synergy made in Hell:
Music legend Bob Dylan has signed a deal to release an upcoming live album exclusively through the Starbucks chain of coffee shops.
Called Bob Dylan: Live at the Gaslight 1962, the album contains 10 early recordings from when Dylan was a struggling folkie.
Hey. You gotta serve some
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list
March 16-18, 2020, Embassy Suites, Denver, Colorado
April 20, 2020, Las Vegas Convention Center
May 18-20, 2020, Irving Convention Center, Dallas, TX
May 18, 2020, Hackberry Creek Country Club, Irving, Texas
All Upcoming Live Events
September 15-16, 2020, The Westin Westminster, Denver