6:00 AM -- The CBC reports on the following marketing synergy made in Hell:
Music legend Bob Dylan has signed a deal to release an upcoming live album exclusively through the Starbucks chain of coffee shops.
Called Bob Dylan: Live at the Gaslight 1962, the album contains 10 early recordings from when Dylan was a struggling folkie.
Hey. You gotta serve some
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list
October 22, 2019, Los Angeles, CA
November 5, 2019, London, England
November 7, 2019, London, UK
November 14, 2019, Maritim Hotel, Berlin
December 3-5, 2019, Vienna, Austria
December 3, 2019, New York, New York
March 16-18, 2020, Embassy Suites, Denver, Colorado
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May 18-20, 2020, Irving Convention Center, Dallas, TX