Divine Makeover

3:30 PM -- This Valentine's Day, show your Lord and Savior that you still appreciate Him after all these years by getting dolled up with "Looking Good for Jesus" cosmetics, a line that was, sadly, recently pulled from stores in Singapore.

    A cosmetics line that extolls the virtues of "Looking Good for Jesus" has been pulled from stores in Singapore after some Catholics complained the items were disrespectful.

    The Strait Times reports the product line included a "virtuous vanilla"-flavoured lip balm and a "Get Tight with Christ" hand and body cream.

That's right, ladies. Anyone who tries to tell you that Jesus loves you for who you are inside is clearly crazy -- you need to look hot if you want to make it into heaven.

    Promising to "Redeem your reputation and more," cosmetics were sold by British retailer Topshop and produced by Blue Q.

Yep, all you need to do to fix that trashy reputation is put on MORE makeup.

— Red Panda, Light Reading

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