Deuce Big No-No

3:10 PM -- What a way to spoil a morning.

Today, I emerged blinking into sunlight from my subway ride only to see a crop of posters advertising the new Rob Schneider vehicle, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo I almost dropped my donut.

There can only be one way that this diminutive joker and his crew get the money together to make a godforsaken sequel to the original affront to film-making. Students. Thousands of drunken college kids on a Saturday with nothing better to do than rent the DVD.

Dude, it's sooooo bad, it'll be good.

Well, who's laughing now, eh?

— Dan Jones, Site Editor, Unstrung

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