Desperate Bid for Freedom

10:45 AM -- Cleveland's Channel 5 News reports on an all-points issued by Ohio police:

The bulletin issued by police in the southwest Ohio town of Springdale describes the subject as two feet tall, weighing eight pounds, clad only in blue pants and prone to sleeping in trees...

Hendricks [Brothers Circus] suggests that anyone who spots Dillion try to lure him with food. He's fond of apples, oranges, nuts, berries -- and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

But be warned. This finger-licking fugitive is a Capuchin and so should be considered armed and extremely dangerous.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading