Defend Your Screen
Twenty years in and still without a single space-based laser to show for it, it seems those notorious (OK, alleged) test fakers and taxpayer defrauders are feeling some pressure to justify their continued existence.
The answer? A new screensaver, highlighting their contributions to the march of science! Download it now to learn about all the great things space-umbrella research has given us: Carbon foam! Silicon carbide wafers! Avalanche photodiodes! Everything, in other words, except actual protection from Armageddon. But hey, you can't have everything...
— Darth Panda, Light Reading