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Curses! Foiled Again!

10:30 AM -- So, New York's Pro-Choice Governor and Not-Entirely-Sure Presidential Candidate, George "Chicken" Pataki, vetoed a bill that would have made the so-called "morning after" pill available over the counter.

According to The New York Times, one rationale he offered was "that men could buy it and use it to persuade young girls to have unprotected sex."

Thanks for the dating tip, George. But tell me: Are strawberry daiquiris still legal?

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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