NOON -- They're cracking down on Katrina profiteering in Tennessee, according to WKRN TV of Nashville:

"Investigators say that Jess Whitlock from Whitlock's Market charged $7 a gallon last Friday. Whitlock now faces a $1,000 fine if convicted."

Let's see: $1000 @ $7/gallon... that comes to about 140 gallons -- about five fillups? The pointy-headed peckerwood should be able to live with that.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading