10:35 AM -- The AP reports on a fugitive bovine's desperate bid for freedom:

An errant cow is headed for greener pastures after being corralled by police following a two-mile chase through the streets of Queens.

Another hot-hooved pursuit for New York's Finest. And they wouldn't have caught her then, if her baggy jeans hadn't fallen down...

Dubbed "Queenie," the brown and white bovine was captured around 11 p.m. Tuesday, about one hour after she was first spotted roaming the streets of Jamaica, Queens, said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for Animal Care & Control of New York City.

"We have the cow. We're taking care of her. She will probably go to a farm sanctuary upstate," he said...

In 2000, a young cow escaped from an Astoria, Queens, slaughterhouse. Her life was spared to live out on an upstate farm.

Liberal, do-good, cow-huggers. No wonder the price of hamburger is skyrocketing.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading