Chicken Pants

6:00 AM -- There is no better place to find memorable, interesting executive clothing than eBay.

I was looking for something to wear to Supercomm and came across this little ad for a "Home made chicken suit."

"Just have a look at our priceless range that consists of suites and other ladies wear. You will surely appreciate the casual look and self toned hand embroidery, which makes them evergreen. Three pc suit"

It's a tempting item. Only 40 Australian dollars and -- bonus -- it doesn't even look like a chicken suit.

I'm just passing this on as a public service. Please don't everyone bid on this and start a nasty price war. It's not like there's a shortage of self-toned stitching these days.

— Phil Harvey, News Editor, Light Reading