If you enjoy having your face squashed into the fetid armpit of a tall German man, may I suggest a ride on the Las Vegas monorail during CES?
Yep, in fact, if you want more than a just a whiff of the distinctive odor of tech geeks from around the world then you need to get ridin' the rail. All day and well into the night you can indulge yourself in the sky.
And best of all? You'll pay just $5 for the pleasure and wait 45 minutes in giddy anticipation of your 10-minute thrill ride. That's a bargain-and-a-half here in Sin City.
— Dan Jones, Scratch 'n' Sniff Editor, Unstrung