Well, I'll Be Drammed!
3:30 PM -- Och the noo, it's Light "Jimmy" O'Reading here, bringing you fantastic news about the imminent launch of SingleMalt.TV.
Single yer what?
It's "the world's first TV on IP channel with 24/7 subscription-based programming dedicated to Single Malt Scotch Whisky, a favorite around the world," according to Narrowstep (OTC: NRWS), the company supplying the enabling platform.
And the home page is worth a double dram or six.
"By clicking on ENTER above you are verifying you are of legal drinking age in your Country of Residence," it warns, before requesting the near impossible: "Please drink responsibly."
Up yer clunge, ya big Ned. Stop bumpin yer gums and gissa slug so's we can git stocious!
The channel will launch on Friday September 29, at 12.01 p.m. Edinburgh Time (GMT). Yer'd be a bampot ta miss it!
— Ray Le Maistre, Highlands Editor, Light Reading