6:00 PM -- From the products you'll never see department -- the new Sony remote-controlled remote control (RCRC) will allow TV viewers to remain "more immobile, more stationary, and more physically inert than ever before."

Seated Viewing Magazine editor Ted Kohrs puts it all into perspective: "I've been here all morning and my heart's only beaten six times!"

Manna from heaven! But does it work with the OpenCable Platform? (See Controlling OCAP .)

— Jeff Baumgartner, Site Editor, Cable Digital News