Classy New York Post
With its mounds of resources thanks to its mounds of quarters, the Post can produce sophisticated visual aids such as this. This is something I would've done a long time ago, but the technology at Light Reading I'm afraid is just nowhere near as advanced as that of the Post. On a good day, I might be able to pull off the mustache, but the three piece suit complete with cane and top hat? I can only crumble to the ground with humility.
I can't wait to see what Rupert has in store for the Wall Street Journal.
— Raymond McConville, Sarcastic Jerk, Light Reading