Bush's 3-Point Plan

9:45 AM -- On Wednesday our Commander in Chief told an audience of naval cadets that "our strategy in Iraq has three elements":
No. 1) Collect Underpants!
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
No. 1) Collect Underpants!

6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list