Breeze Eaters

2:35 PM -- The Sun Online reports on the latest technological advance that's causing a big stink... or preventing one:

    A US underwear company have invented special pants to save the embarrassment of flatulence sufferers.

What a month! First the iPhone, now Fart Pants! Could we even be more technologically advanced?!

    The pants have a built in filter and airtight fit to ensure the elimination of nasty odours.


    Makers Under-Tec say the "gas eaters", officially called Under-Ease, are no joke but a "serious product that serves a purpose".

Oh... I didn't realize...

    They say the pants "relieve the pain without the shame" and "improve social confidence".

What ever happened to simply denying it came from you? Have we forgotten the time-worn genius of "Whoever smelt it dealt it?"

    Happy customers on the Under-Tec Website include sufferers of Crohns Disease and Inflamatory[sic] Bowel Syndrome.

Don't forget victims of Mac Attacks.

— Red "Mine Don't Smell" Panda, Light Reading

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:16:03 PM
re: Breeze Eaters Those are some really ugly undies. Any ideas on which actor they'll get to do the TV commercials?
CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 3:16:02 PM
re: Breeze Eaters
I can see it now Shatner singing with a backdrop of Klingons on Uranus all in fart pants.

Maybe Larry can wear the pants on his head to deal with bad Monkey breath.

Anybody yet try to imagine what bacterial odor you would have to deal with after wearing airtight fart pants all day? For those of you who prefer latex pants, feel free to weigh in here.

At least the lady on the airplane wouldn't have been arrested for lighting matches if she only would have had a pair of these pants:
That is if she could get them by TSA (which I doubt: because clearly this type of fart technology is could be dual use: for good (reducing) or evil(enhancing?))

Now life would be perfect if I could only get a pair of these pants that would fit my dog!

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:16:02 PM
re: Breeze Eaters That's hilarious. If we're lucky, maybe Shatner will even sing a song about the farty pants.
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:16:02 PM
re: Breeze Eaters Gotta be Shatner.
PetPanda 12/5/2012 | 3:16:00 PM
re: Breeze Eaters Something tells me we may be seeing Shatner wearing the fart pants while singing on a commercial promoting the iPhone.
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