Bouncin' Brits

NOON -- The BBC reports on a serious endeavor in the U.K.:

    Some 600 people on spacehoppers have taken part in the world's largest simultaneous hop.

Hmm... Perhaps the world's largest simultaneous suicide act would have better served this group of hoppers.

    "The bridge was pretty bouncy under all those people," said an event spokesman. "I think we thoroughly tested it."

I wonder if Big Nanny would approve of such boisterous British behavior...

    An adjudicator from Guinness World Records was at hand to certify the new world record.

The "Guinness World Records," meaning, the ridiculous records British people set after pounding vats of Guinness, right?

— Red Rubber Ball Panda, Light Reading

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