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Bork Borks Miers

3:00 PM -- Former Supreme Court nominee cum Swedish Chef wannabe Robert Bork has unleashed a salvo of borkiness upon current Supreme Court nominee cum President of the George W. Bush Fan Club** Harriet Miers.

The Borkster unsheathed his bork sword on Friday, in an appearance on MSNBC that can only be described as "borktacular."

Bork! Bork! Bork!
Bork (left) with Tucker Carlson (chicken)


Interviewed by that little bowtie twerp who's just begging for a wedgie – you know, the one who got pwned by Jon Stewart last year – Bork came out swinging, calling GWB's crony nomination "a disaster on every level" and "a slap in the face to conservatives," and just generally splashing bork all over the place.

Quoth the Earl of Bork:

So far as anyone can tell, she has no experience with constitutional law whatever. Now, it's a little late to develop a constitutional philosophy or begin to work it out when you're on the court already.


Daaaaaamn girl, you been borked! That dude was all like, "Yo mama is so inexperienced in constitutional law..."

— Red "BORK! BORK! BORK!" Panda, Light Reading

** "W. is the most brilliant man I've ever met." – Harriet Miers, attributed.

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