Bigfoot: Experts Agree

10:00 AM -- The 5th Annual Texas Bigfoot Conference was hosted this past weekend by the Texas Bigfoot Research Center.

The informative Website informs us that "many widely regional names have emerged over the centuries with reference to these creatures, including Wildman, booger, bush ape, skunk ape, and others..."


Scoff if you will at my Uncle Booger, but respected author and fairy-dust enthusiast Janet Bord offers this irrefutable argument: "...if the skeptics are right and there is no such creature as Bigfoot, then it is a fact that thousands of Americans and Canadians are either prone to hallucinations, or compulsive liars, or unable to recognize bears, deer and vagrants."

Thousands of learning-impaired people? In Texas? Inconceivable!

Personally, I think it's Elvis.

— Larry, Size 9 Monkey, Light Reading

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 2:57:14 AM
re: Bigfoot: Experts Agree Attention, Shutterbugs!

Photograph Bigfoot (or "Booger") and win a million bucks:

They'll also pay for snaps of the Loch Ness Monster (or "Haggis").
Balet 12/5/2012 | 2:57:13 AM
re: Bigfoot: Experts Agree Anyone could take a picture of the Loch Ness Monster any time. The Haggis looks nice, even it's made of plastic. Wanna share $1M?
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 2:57:10 AM
re: Bigfoot: Experts Agree Ye know, haggis is not as bad as it sounds. Tho' I've not tried the plastic variety.
whyiswhy 12/5/2012 | 2:57:05 AM
re: Bigfoot: Experts Agree http://news.nationalgeographic...

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 2:57:04 AM
re: Bigfoot: Experts Agree Indeed. Screw the Loch Ness Monster. I ain't givin' THAT thing no three-fitty.
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