5:40 PM -- Leave it to our frosty-buttocked friends at Informa to clue us in that pornography is a kind of content that people will buy… even if they own mobile phones. Note a recent press release from the analyst house:

Mr. Chilly Pants goes on to predict that, by 2010, there will be more than 114 million regular users of mobile adult content globally. But he doesn't say much about how he expects to get folks to admit that they're using mobile devices for such, ahem, worldly vices.

The press release then builds to a climax:

Whoa! First we're talking mobile porn and now he brings up value chains? I'm not even sure what that refers to, but it doesn't sound like anything I want to read about on my cellphone bill. I must buy this report at once and educate myself in the ways of the peripatetic pervert.

I wonder: Will it have pictures?

— Phil Harvey, Hands-Free Editor, Light Reading