Beware Kilt Fluttering

12:15 PM -- The Scots are taking the lead on greenhouse gas control, according to the Dunfermline Press:

    A PUB regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer – for indiscriminate wind breaking.

    Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw “revels” in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.

    Mr Laidlaw (35), who is furious at the ban by Thirsty Kirsty’s, is thought to be the first person in West Fife to be barred for breaking wind...
The publican puts the case concisely: "Other people have dropped handbags, shall we say... Everybody can pass wind but when you make a hobby of it it is going too far."

Note to self: Look into stamp collecting.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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