Better Dead Than Red?
And I have to say -- as a devoted pet owner -- that this gives me cause for concern. You see, apart from the bloody monkey, LR doesn't exactly have a stellar record regarding the comfort and care of its furry friends.
Consider the historie tragique of one Bob the Beaver, if you require further evidence. The buck-toothed mascot for Byte and Switch served up gossip to the site's delighted readers for nearly a year. But, in a horrific turn of fate, the creature itself got served, and replaced with a frankly sub-par octopod.
It would be a shame indeed, were a similar accident to befall the red rodent.
— Dan Jones, Site Editor, Unstrung