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Auto Eroticism

12:10 PM -- The dread Hasselhoff Syndrome has claimed yet another victim, according to this item from Metro.co.uk:

    In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.

    The details of mechanic Chris Donald's alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.

    Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider...
Ooga Chakka!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:12:48 PM
re: Auto Eroticism Hasselhoff definitely gives Shatner a run for his money. Love the fake tan.
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