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As Good as C-SPAN

4:30 PM -- It's just possible you've forgotten to tune in for the scintillating, week-long rubber stamp that is the John Roberts confirmation hearings.

If that's so, you're running a real risk of never knowing exactly how our future Chief Justice, in his televised job interview, avoided answering all questions of any substance whatsoever.

Lucky for you, the good folks at www.moresoftmoneyhardlaw.com have offered this concise summary:


    Must the Court bless smut and other such vices?
    I can’t say much but: stare decisis!

    May a President jail any and all in a crisis?
    I can’t say much but: stare decisis!

    Will the Court defer or will it despise us?
    I can’t say much but: stare decisis!

    Is privacy protected in all shapes and sizes?
    I can’t say much but: stare decisis!

    Are your views like Bob Bork’s or more like Brandeis’?
    I can’t say much but: stare decisis!

    Will you ever say anything at all to surprise us?
    I can’t say much but: stare decisis!

    Do you still favor term limits – a time when you’ll go?
    No.


— Red Panda, Furry Derisive, Light Reading

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