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3:50 PM Attack a Google Street View car
Prince Charles is accused of 'outright quackery'
Work out your rage over the financial crisis... for only $99.95
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Florida woman gets 'clubbed'
FCC Chairman Kevin Martin claims the coveted title
It's gotten tougher to be a crabby old lady
Sometimes you just gotta confirm that friend request
Maybe this video will help
Chinese zoo offers chicken soup for the panda soul
But avast! One wench threatens to ruin it all
The old 'spilled beer' excuse no longer works on traffic cops
World leaders put away their clubs
His Holiness's fashion sense is under fire
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Would a Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii by any other name smell as sweet?
Just surrender to the roaches before it's too late
Top 10 Websites to avoid
Finally, a cat serves a practical purpose
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'Angry blackbirds' descend upon Chicago
John McCain wants to know if you've heard of this Internet thing
No full moon tonight over Holland
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Ever pondered Jungian individuation in Buffy The Vampire Slayer?
Dr. Pepper, Fritos, Warcraft... and hookers
The US and UK have even more in common than we thought
ABC makes a startling discovery
Young, cute, and... feathered
Job, lawsuit, Shih Tzu
Tobacco saves lives
Kiwi has a hedgehog and knows how to use it
Telco has employees on a qwest for facilities
There she is, your ideal!
Guilty of honey burglary in the first degree
Skittles abuse rampant in Connecticut school
A fight to the Finnish
Brooklyn Ghost Investigations!
Mayor learns nudity and fire trucks don't mix
Maybe she's born again, maybe it's the mascara
This just in: France is not a country
A Christmas pie for Santa
The Apple pPhone?
'You had me at the howdy door'
JFK joins Second Life and Paris Hilton teams with Tony Blair
Romeo and Juliet 2.0
How to suck up, and being a turd at work
Santa and his murderous elf sell calendars
'In my day we had to pick an Internet from a tree'
This is scary stuff
Breaking News: MySpace's Tom just aged five years
'Click here to lose your job'
When ya gotta go...
'Father has left the building'
Inflatable Ghost Buster
'I wouldn't eat that if I were you'
My boyfriend really sucks
Former dentist pillages corpses for sale on black market
'Forest Lump' spreads love in London
'Save your dang hugging for the airport'
'J'aime mon poo'
Science Says: Men are happier than women. Well, duh
WikiHow on iGoogle is for masterminds only
'We're listening, and we want to sell you stuff'
Problem with God? Tell it to the judge
Sprouts not included
'I see London, I see France...'
'I heart Britney Spears and public humiliation'
Do you see in Smellovision?
Air guitar or not, it's still rock 'n' roll to me...
Russian administration adopts 'smile and nod' theory
Londoners adopt 'Faceball'; abandon 'working'
Makes sense of phrase, 'Kill two mosquitoes with one phone'
Pushes the limits of 'hugs not drugs'
Today, flour. Tomorrow, baking soda?
Replacing World @ Home with World of Warcraft = Bad
Mechanical arm menaces Tokyo
A big-top tent revival
Inappropriate use of headdress
Clown is asked to stop clowning around
Butt-cracks abound at 'Texas Redneck Games'
Monkeys are for snuggling, not smuggling
Watch out for dead fatties!
'Lifestyles of the Rich and Thankless'
Kazoo community suffers from apathy
We can't all be Internet stars, Father
'This statue is a piece of crap!'
Don't tell your dentist you like pigs
Psychic kitty, or grim reaper in furry disguise?
Or... 'Gator the Pig's Really Bad Day'
Belt sales are set to skyrocket
Police say, 'Don't Fear the Beaver'
Spiders save in Saginaw
Red panda sneers at her captors
Kim crushes enemy scheming