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Mamayev Mia!
Monkey Bidness | 8/4/2011

6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia

Santa & His 8 Tiny Roadkill
Monkey Bidness | 12/22/2010

4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season

Chinese Freedom Fighter
Monkey Bidness | 9/10/2010

5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is

My Little Pony on the Go-Boom
Monkey Bidness | 9/10/2010

9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...

Don't Go There
Monkey Bidness | 8/27/2010

9:45 AM The slop-bucket list

Dickens in Hell
Monkey Bidness | 8/20/2010

6:00 PM Civilization (as we know it) continues its shutdown

Google: Don't Be Creepy
Monkey Bidness | 8/17/2010

NOON Eric Schmidt knows where you are and what you need

A Good Day to Stay in Bed
Monkey Bidness | 8/9/2010

5:30 PM Today in history

Commute & Punishment
Monkey Bidness | 8/9/2010

7:50 AM When riding the Moscow subway, leave the axe at home

Mark Twain on the Art of the Interview
Monkey Bidness | 7/11/2010

8:30 AM Too bad he didn't live to see blogs

Calamari Paul
Monkey Bidness | 7/8/2010

LUNCHTIME Germans blame the tentacled messenger

Metaphors Gone Wild
Monkey Bidness | 7/2/2010

9:30 AM Journalism is still dying

Apple Kills Bees
Monkey Bidness | 7/1/2010

2:40 PM Cellphones are a real buzz kill

Huffing Some Lèse Majesté
Monkey Bidness | 6/18/2010

6:00 PM The Queen of Blogs is unavailable

Death at the World Cup
Monkey Bidness | 6/18/2010

9:00 AM Christians 1, Futbol Fans 0

PSA: Step Away From the Shrek Glass
Monkey Bidness | 6/4/2010

8:55 AM It'll make you look like him

'Shoot Us, Please!'
Monkey Bidness | 6/1/2010

NOON Mag subscribers asked to show some tough love

Pants on Fire!
Monkey Bidness | 5/19/2010

11:30 AM All cretins are liars

Anger Management
Monkey Bidness | 5/5/2010

NOON Rule #1: Keep your head

Sitting Kills
Monkey Bidness | 5/4/2010

2:25 PM Another Monkey Bidness PSA

Whom Do We Love to Hate?
Monkey Bidness | 4/29/2010

10:00 AM No, it's not the Damn Yankees

Nightlight Update
Monkey Bidness | 4/27/2010

2:45 PM Good news for the Flomax™ generation

Bunny Whispering
Monkey Bidness | 4/15/2010

11:00 AM Bow to the rabbit!

Monkeys Rejoice
Monkey Bidness | 4/13/2010

1:25 PM High on potassium

Light Kills
Monkey Bidness | 4/12/2010

4:30 PM Have a glass of radium before bed

Baby Killers
Monkey Bidness | 3/23/2010

1:30 PM The healthcare debate reaches new heights

Yeast Incarnation
Monkey Bidness | 3/11/2010

11:30 AM Marmite from heaven

Fleet Week at CBS
Monkey Bidness | 3/9/2010

NOON The search for Harry Smith's head

Orwell, Pennsylvania
Monkey Bidness | 2/20/2010

12:30 PM User targeting nears perfection

Making Book on Lent
Monkey Bidness | 2/18/2010

1:10 PM Don't give up gambling

Boredom Kills
Monkey Bidness | 2/16/2010

11:50 AM Justifiable homicide

Supercilious Wagering
Monkey Bidness | 2/5/2010

11:20 AM How to better enjoy The Game

Blogging Is Sooooo 2009
Monkey Bidness | 2/4/2010

12:30 PM We're down to our last 30 million

Haggis Profiling Continues
Monkey Bidness | 1/27/2010

3:00 PM Offal news

God Is My Gunsight
Monkey Bidness | 1/19/2010

2:00 PM File this one under 'Winning Hearts & Minds'

Fox Finds Its 'Integrity'
Monkey Bidness | 1/8/2010

NOON And about time

Career Guidance
Monkey Bidness | 1/8/2010

10:10 AM Moderate those dreams

The Regrettable Noughts
Monkey Bidness | 12/21/2009

12:40 PM A lighthearted look back at a decade of wonders

Sad Sports News
Monkey Bidness | 12/11/2009

12:45 PM Doping scandal hits the pie circuit

Turquoise: The New Black
Monkey Bidness | 12/10/2009

11:30 AM We anticipate a soothing, languorous year

Congress Acts
Monkey Bidness | 12/9/2009

12:15 PM Committee finally tackles the big issue

Woods Hits Wood
Monkey Bidness | 12/1/2009

1:20 PM The story of the decade, in case you hadn't heard

Heads Up!
Monkey Bidness | 11/16/2009

8:05 AM So many diseases, so little time

Hard Times at Yahoo
Monkey Bidness | 10/21/2009

10:50 AM But things are on the rise

A Slow Year for Peace
Monkey Bidness | 10/9/2009

7:40 AM Obama wins Peace Prize for not being Bush

The Skins Game
Monkey Bidness | 10/1/2009

6:00 PM Sports journalism just keeps getting better

The Toilet Bowl
Monkey Bidness | 9/30/2009

6:15 PM Flush it

Our Boy Is Back
Monkey Bidness | 9/24/2009

9:40 AM Tastes even better than it sounds!

FCC Wants Another Peek
Monkey Bidness | 9/16/2009

11:00 AM Can't get enough of that wardrobe malfunction

No Darwin for You!
Monkey Bidness | 9/16/2009

9:20 AM Don't mention it. No, really – don't

OMG SOS
Monkey Bidness | 9/14/2009

1:30 PM The new Lost Generation

This Day in History
Monkey Bidness | 9/12/2009

6:00 AM A stunning coincidence

She Loves You
Monkey Bidness | 8/31/2009

9:40 AM Yeah, yeah, yeah

One Nation Under Gene
Monkey Bidness | 8/25/2009

12:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance now a fashion statement

Let's All Talk Bland
Monkey Bidness | 8/24/2009

10:00 AM The language nannies strike again

He's OK
Monkey Bidness | 8/20/2009

2:05 PM Us? Not so much

Those Darned Kids
Monkey Bidness | 8/17/2009

10:00 AM What are they looking for?

PSA
Monkey Bidness | 8/12/2009

1:35 PM Wait 'til they're lying down

Welshcare
Monkey Bidness | 8/4/2009

12:10 PM Welsh whiskey: nature's disinfectant

Cheese in Space
Monkey Bidness | 7/29/2009

6:00 PM The cheddar has landed

Orange Enters Monkey Bidness
Monkey Bidness | 7/29/2009

2:30 PM Cashing in on the simian craze

Cock Fighting Starter Kit
Monkey Bidness | 7/27/2009

9:35 AM Back away from the canary, sir!

Literal Lunacy
Monkey Bidness | 7/23/2009

7:00 PM There's a Taco Bell moon a'rising

The Torch Is Passed
Monkey Bidness | 7/23/2009

NOON Jon Stewart dons the Cronkite mantle

Faith 'n' Begorrah!
Monkey Bidness | 7/22/2009

9:40 AM Nobody expects the Irish Inquisition!

No Mermaids for You!
Monkey Bidness | 7/20/2009

1:40 PM The sphinx of Kansas weighs in

Guns + Booze
Monkey Bidness | 7/17/2009

4:40 PM + pickup trucks... what could possibly go wrong?

No Wonder She Quit
Monkey Bidness | 7/14/2009

6:30 PM Mayhem and moose droppings

Ancient Foes Unite
Monkey Bidness | 7/8/2009

11:05 AM Sorry, we don't do tolerance

Miracle Michael
Monkey Bidness | 7/6/2009

11:20 AM It starts

Side Effects May Include...
Monkey Bidness | 7/2/2009

3:00 PM Degradation, despair, and death

Muncie 2.0
Monkey Bidness | 6/26/2009

3:00 PM Home of Ball State U. discovers email

The Philosophical Tube
Monkey Bidness | 6/25/2009

NOON A little Sartre in the morning

Sports News
Monkey Bidness | 6/17/2009

9:40 AM PETA strangely silent

PCs: Hidden Hurters
Monkey Bidness | 6/10/2009

6:00 PM They're wreaking holy heck in the home

This Bird Don't Tweet
Monkey Bidness | 6/5/2009

12:50 PM Cardinal's manager sues Twitter

The New Puritans
Monkey Bidness | 6/1/2009

NOON Krusty drove me to sin

Verizon: Pay Us or Die
Monkey Bidness | 5/22/2009

9:40 AM Do not mess with the phone company

Cheney Youth
Monkey Bidness | 5/14/2009

8:40 AM We join the Third World (or the Third Reich)

Weisure Studies
Monkey Bidness | 5/12/2009

10:45 PM Mothers: Don't let your children grow up to be sociologists

The Bourne Orangutan
Monkey Bidness | 5/11/2009

10:50 AM Next, she'll fashion a radio out of a toilet-paper tube and a paperclip

Superstitious Nonsense
Monkey Bidness | 5/4/2009

7:35 AM Teach your children well

A Real Swine Flu Scare
Monkey Bidness | 4/29/2009

3:50 PM It is not – she repeats, NOT – Obama's fault

Wizmarketing
Monkey Bidness | 4/20/2009

9:00 AM Even urinal cakes got something to say

Patriot Games
Monkey Bidness | 4/17/2009

9:45 AM Real teabagging

Texas Eyes Secession
Monkey Bidness | 4/16/2009

12:20 PM Oh please oh please oh please...

Get Him Outta Here!
Monkey Bidness | 4/15/2009

11:40 AM Ten celebrities will be dropped into Rod Blagojevich's hair

General Tso's Chili, Anyone?
Monkey Bidness | 4/10/2009

12:10 PM Why cain't them gol-durn furriners speak inglish?

iTunes Terror Alert
Monkey Bidness | 4/9/2009

8:35 AM Read the fine print, people

This Merkin Is a Fake!
Monkey Bidness | 4/6/2009

1:30 PM Are we surprised?

Grrrrrrrrrrr8!
Monkey Bidness | 4/3/2009

10:30 AM Scots hone their texting skills

Where Have You Gone, Herbert Hoover?
Monkey Bidness | 3/26/2009

6:20 PM 'Freedom is the answer.' What was the question?

Balls Down, Wangs Up
Monkey Bidness | 3/26/2009

8:50 AM And Deaths have declined

How Would Jesus Season?
Monkey Bidness | 3/17/2009

Saltines for crackers?

PETA Goes Cannibal
Monkey Bidness | 3/16/2009

Unethical treatment of George Clooney

Have a Nice Drunk!
Monkey Bidness | 3/12/2009

Drive careful now!

Stones
Monkey Bidness | 3/10/2009

You throw 'em, you lose 'em

On the Road Again
Monkey Bidness | 3/10/2009

Self-absorbed morons, that is

OMG Lent Lite
Monkey Bidness | 3/8/2009

WWJD? LOL

Blago Lands on His Feet
Monkey Bidness | 3/3/2009

A six-figure hair day

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