6:00 PM -- The Onion gives viewers the straight dope on the latest and greatest fictitious product to emerge from the hallowed halls of Apple Inc. (Nasdaq: AAPL): The MacBook Wheel.

Say good-bye to your rickety, old QWERTY keyboard, and traditional typing, because "nothing's more simple than a single, giant button" to get the job done! And what about accessing those pesky files? MacBook Wheel's got that one solved, too. "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away," we're told.




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