10:00 AM -- The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Contra Costa County supervisors who use acronyms during their meetings will be fined $1, proceeds to go to the usual unnamed charity.
We need to institute the practice at Light Reading, proceeds to go to Larry's Yacht Fund. Should be afloat in six months tops.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list
October 22, 2019, Los Angeles, CA
November 5, 2019, London, England
November 7, 2019, London, UK
November 14, 2019, Maritim Hotel, Berlin
December 3-5, 2019, Vienna, Austria
December 3, 2019, New York, New York
March 16-18, 2020, Embassy Suites, Denver, Colorado
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May 18-20, 2020, Irving Convention Center, Dallas, TX