"Tuesday, I made a couple of breaks but they brought me back," he said. "I finally escaped Thursday."
His house is livable, O'Donoghue insisted, and "once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah."
Even in the midst of disaster, Southerners have their standards.
You must admit, the guy has a point. If it came down to it, wouldn't you rather die of typhus than move to Salt Lake City?
— Red Panda, Mormophobe, Light Reading