And Cluck You, Too
There, our panda pals were accosted by one Sandy the Seagull, who purports to be the mascot of one Brooklyn Cyclones minor league baseball team .
Red Panda doesn't know what effect Sandy has on opposing teams (presumably absolutely none) but, being a six-foot-tall seagull, he certainly succeeded in scaring the crap out of RP Jr.
Question 1: Why pick a seagull as a mascot?
Question 2: Why, if you're stupid enough to have a seagull as a mascot, would you make it look like a chicken?
— Red "Angry When Pecked" Panda, Light Reading