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All the President's Cows

5:00 PM -- The LA Times reports that on "President" Bush's Prairie Chapel Ranch, the five (5) resident cows are outnumbered by the Secret Service agents.

Curiously enough, the T-men all stand facing the same way when they're out in the field. Local teen pranksters delight in tipping them over in the night.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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