Alien Donut Circle

5:30 PM -- Britain's No. 1 source for Pagan News, The Sun, reports:

    PAGANS have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant.

    The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality.
Hey. New Paganism meets Old.

    Ann Bryn-Evans, joint Wessex district manager for The Pagan Federation, said: “It’s very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically pleasing...
Pagans are federated now?

    “We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind. We’ll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away.”

    She added: “I’m amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous. It’s an area of scientific interest.”

    She also expressed fears that the painting of Homer, from the animated television series The Simpsons, would cause a mess as it washed away.

    During the Second World War, he was disguised to prevent the Germans from using him as an aerial landmark.
Wow. That's one for the History Channel: the untold story of how the German's targeted Homer's tighty whiteys.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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