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7-Eleven: We Really Do Suck

12:35 PM -- In an odd co-promotion with the coming Simpson's movie, several 7-Elevens around the country are getting Kwik-E-Mart makeovers, which is as much as to say:

"We're filthy pest-holes where the service is lousy, the products are shoddy, the prices are obscene, and there's a holdup once a week. Try our new Tandoori Jerky!"

Next up: Rudy Giuliani claims the endorsement of Chief Wiggums.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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