Ten 20! Bad Company Names
4:30 PM -- Well, kids, the Holiday Season seems to have obtruded its frightful red-and-green self upon us once again. And I think we all know what that means: It's time to alienate potential advertisers by holding their silly names up to light-hearted ridicule. Enjoy (in the festive spirit in which it's intended)!
- Apparent Networks
Partner of Obvious Incorporated, rumored to have products.
- Blue Gecko
Geckos. They're very big now. And ours is blue. Is that cool or what?
- BreakingPoint Systems
"We'll drive you to it!"
- Cavalier Telephone
Dial 1 if you'd like the butler to put you on hold.
They make friendly shark bait.
A wholly owned subsidiary of PUTZ Inc.
- Eblana Photonics
Electronic blana, for that blana-free workplace!
SMS for insects.
The latest laff-riot from J-Lo and B-Fleck!
- Global Vibration
Really BIG batteries not included.
Or punch face. Either will make your cat angry.
Sooo happy to have a job.
- Men & Mice
A choice of service options. One involves cheese.
- Pelephone Communications
For all your pelecommunications needs.
Ain't that a sangwich they eat Down South?
- Render Vanderslice
"Try our meat pies!"
Is that the purple, gay one?
VOIP for the arthritic.
Like Apple, but with a W! (Slogan by: Apparent Networks)
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading