9:00 AM -- The good folks at Popular Science bring us their Top 10 "Worst Jobs in Science."

We won't reprint the list here, as it exceeds even the liberal revulsion standards of Monkey Bidness. As an indicator: "Orangutan-Pee Collector" finished at only 10.

"Kansas Biology Teacher" came in at No. 3. No kiddin'!

— Larry, Highly Evolved Monkey, Light Reading