12:30 PM -- We get a lot of PR spam that's wholly unrelated to the LR universe. But this one...
Hi -- Are you working on any holiday gift guides?
Why, how did they know? Of course we're gearing up for the the LR Holiday Gift Guide!
ROADMs for the kids! A next-generation CMTS for Auntie Em, because the paint is fading on her old one! Exploding DSLAMs for parties! (See AT&T: Defect Caused VRAD Explosion and AT&T Confirms Second VRAD Fire.)
And don't forget our festive holiday rightsizing kits, because nothing says Christmas like layoffs! (See Luminous Loses Its Luster.)
Any other bright ideas? The message boards are always open...
— Craig Matsumoto, West Coast Santa, Light Reading