Stalin found that monkeys have their standards.
December 23, 2005
1 Min Read
1:00 PM -- A weird one from The Scotsman, which you really must read in its entirety:
"THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents."
I believe the program failed because the monkeys wouldn't cooperate.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
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