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Vacation Special Caption Competition

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7/23/2014
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Add your suggested caption in the message boards below and the one that makes us laugh or gasp the loudest will win an Amazon gift card (to the value of $25,  GB pound 20, or  euro 20).
Add your suggested caption in the message boards below and the one that makes us laugh or gasp the loudest will win an Amazon gift card (to the value of $25, £20, or €20).

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Joe Stanganelli
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Joe Stanganelli,
User Rank: Light Sabre
9/22/2014 | 12:53:52 PM
My submission
Oracle's version of Sunscreen
chyoung
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chyoung,
User Rank: Light Beer
9/10/2014 | 3:19:04 PM
SPF Nerdy
...rather than 30
Kruz
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Kruz,
User Rank: Light Sabre
8/31/2014 | 6:36:16 PM
Re: Honey, I'm going home!
Galaxy note 4 is going to do so as it is adding a uv sensor on board :)
thebulk
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thebulk,
User Rank: Light Sabre
8/26/2014 | 12:55:50 PM
Holo Deck
I really wish someone would make a holo deck already, then I could vacation without haveing to leave and without having to worry about these darn tan lines. 
kq4ym
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kq4ym,
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8/25/2014 | 9:59:30 AM
Am I Fat Or Is That My Tanline?
"I'm going to have to get a smaller laptop. The tanline is making me look fat."
thebulk
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thebulk,
User Rank: Light Sabre
8/21/2014 | 1:47:39 PM
To be honest.
To be honest, I do have a SmartWatch tan line right now.
thebulk
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thebulk,
User Rank: Light Sabre
8/21/2014 | 1:46:44 PM
Yes
I wear them with pride. In the IT tribe these are respected like battle scares.
drmrs
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drmrs,
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8/4/2014 | 8:09:32 PM
cartoon caption ( tan lines )
Now I can get those five tattoos that I always wanted.  drmrs  8/4/2014  Rockville, MD
Ariella
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Ariella,
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8/4/2014 | 4:24:20 PM
Re: Honey, I'm going home!
Seriously, maybe people should have an app to warn them to get out of the sun and when to repply sunscreen.
Michelle
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Michelle,
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7/31/2014 | 10:38:31 PM
Re: Honey, I'm going home!
"Don't worry, we'll upgrade. The vacation continues!"
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