10:50 AM -- Do you sometimes feel as if your sleek, modern, European-designed mobile phone, is, like, missing something? Clearly you need to go retro.

An outfit called Mockia has something for you. Take a 70s era desktop phone and plug it into your mobile. You've feel like a detective on Hawaii Five-0.

Or maybe you just feel like talking through a banana.

What exactly the point is, we're not sure.

— R. Scott Raynovich, Editor 2.0, Light Reading