2:30 PM -- The AP reports that ads for the new Kevin Smith film, "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," have been rejected by several media outlets and organizations, including the LA Dodgers and the City of Philadelphia. They object to presence of the naughty, naughty P Word.

They're thinking of the children again.

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— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading