Which way does your banana point?

February 15, 2007

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Monkey Feng Shui

11:00 AM -- This is bound to save 'em. According to AP Entertainment, venerable Chinese wisdom is being put to the service of some endangered relatives of mine:

  • The Los Angeles Zoo paid $4,500 to an expert in the ancient Chinese art of feng shui to ensure three endangered golden monkeys on loan from China can have a strong life force...

    "It's very experimental," [Beverly Hills feng shui expert Simona] Mainini said. "We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys."

Sure, give the old boy's remains another spin...

Seriously though, I've looked into this a bit and learned, to my surprise, that poo should only be flung in a south-southwest direction.

— Larry, Qi Monkey, Light Reading

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