2:15 PM -- Larry's favorite news site, Scotsman.com, shares "what the Scottish Executive believes parents should be putting in their children's lunchboxes before sending them off to school for the day":

Scottish parents, needless to say, are not leaping to embrace the plan. But hey, it'll certainly toughen up little Angus as it enlivens his lunchroom experience. Can't think of anything that says "Please, beat me up!" quite like an "egg and couscous salad with chopped cherry tomatoes." Hold the yoghurt.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading