Doesn't pay to set the bar too high

October 3, 2007

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He Had Lame Hopes

2:10 PM -- ESPN.com reports on a guy who wouldn't let a femoral artery stand in the way of his pathetic dream:

  • A judge sentenced former Northern Colorado backup punter Mitch Cozad to seven years in prison Tuesday for stabbing a rival in what prosecutors said was a brutal attempt to take over the starter's role.

He really wanted to be the starting punter for the University of Northern Frigging Colorado. This is a life that can go nowhere but up.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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