They'll pry it from my cold fat fingers.

January 26, 2006

1 Min Read
Haggis: Not as Good as It Sounds?

10:40 AM -- According to Yahoo! News!, Scotland is facing yet another assault on its national dignity:

  • Scotland's national dish, haggis, has become the latest foodstuff to be targeted as part of a drive to combat growing levels of obesity among British children, prompting outrage among producers.

    According to health officials in Scotland, the delicacy -- a sheep's stomach lining stuffed with offal, oatmeal, onions and seasoning -- contains too much fat and salt and should only be given to youngsters once a week.

Twice a week would be a serious breach of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child.

Haggis.jpg— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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