"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”

"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.”

"The whole [global warming] thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.”

"Textbooks are Soviet propaganda."

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

According to BBC News, "The Rev Al Sharpton said he was deeply saddened and was praying for the Falwell family."

Right, Al. Me too.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading