9:15 AM -- If you're ever driving in Moscow, keep your eyes on the road, OK? According to Mosnews, quite a few Russians are rather distracted when they're at the wheel.

"About 25 percent of Russians have had sex while driving, a poll released by KRC Research and Goodyear revealed. And this is just one of the things that make them the worst drivers in Europe," says the article.

Of course, they don't hold a candle to the Chinese: Holy Shihtzu!

— Ray Le Maistre, Car Crash Dummy, Light Reading